July 28th, 2009

The Infi-Net is almost out of Beta!!1one1exclamationpoint!



With ten times the pornography of that other internet? Where do I sign up?

I'm totally going to download the latest Kendra Shields album off of iBay!


Also, do you have questions about the Revolution? Frequently asked questions?

Well question no further, Internets, just clickety click right on over here and get filled with our thick, hard, throbbing answers.

Be a Pal, Win a Thing

Hey there, Internets.

Wanna help out and join the Revolution?

You'll do fine, cadet. Just keep your head low and your mouth shut... er, except not so much with the shut mouth.

What you can do is better defined here.

Do the thing, win a prize.

It's like prostitution.

Okay, it's not like prostitution, at all.

Whatever, just do the fucking thing.

Vive la Revolucion!