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May. 15th, 2008 01:24 pm Great Moments in Motherhood

We ain't done with you mutha's yet!

Brought to you by another adorable duet from the past year in DC Comics: A Great Moment in Motherhood!

Before Black Canary got married, she was a person. No seriously, she had her own motivations and desires and everything.

It was cute.

Among those displays of weakness was the urge to turn something broken and ugly….


“Sister, I don’t understand, no one gets hurt in this game. How do you know who wins?”

Into something beautiful and filled with joy.


“I see now, no one has to die. It is… how you say, Solitaire.”

Mission accomplished.

Shit that only took, like, one issue. Now what?

I mean, we all know that Ollie isn’t great with kids, tweens, teens, young adults or adults, really. Oh well, I’m sure he’ll be able to think of something to do with the noisome little pest, afterall, nothing’s too good for his lady.

She’s going to need her hands free to steer the motorcycles while he’s chasing all over the globe after his kid’s killer…. Hey! Maybe Connor still has the phone number to that monastery.


Opine


Aug. 31st, 2007 04:51 pm Friday Night Fights Round 11: Uppercut

Not a lot of time today, so I’m just going to throw out two bouts of rawesome feminine ass-kickery.

Main Event

Catwoman

versus

Hammer and Sickle



One woman versus two Russian metahumans?



No problem.

Check the math.




Catwoman #67 by Will Pfeiffer and the brothers Lopez.

How do you spell relief? B-A-H-L-A-C-T-U-S, that’s how.





Middleweight

Sin versus the Star City Police Department





Owned by a little girl. Hand in your badge and gun at the end of your shift. There’s no coming back from that.






This is fun. Enjoy, and see y’all soon.


Current Mood: uzi

Opine