| Sep. 28th, 2007 05:18 pm Friday Night Fights Round 1: Ding Ding Ding, Bitches! It’s the return of Friday Night Fights! Subtitled: Sucka Punch!!!
Sucka Punch: (suk-ah punsh) (N) To Strike Someone With An Unexpected Blow. Syn: blindside; bushwack; catch unawares; ambush; sneak attack.
Ex. “That balloon-headed candy mascot totally sucka punched Silver Age Brainiac”:
Now that we’ve got the hang of it …
The Main Event:
Thomas “Catman” Blake
versus
Albrecht “Captain Nazi” Krieger
Little Tommy shows us how to beat up a Super-powered Gerry.
Chapter One: Engage and enrage the target.
Chapter Two: Wait for an opening.
Chapter Three: Jam a fistful of syringes into the target's eyeball(s).
Epilogue: Gloat like the dickens. The Ratzi bastard had it coming.
Wow, Blake, and you weren't even a member of the Greatest Generation. With chops like that, you belong in the Injustice Society, not the Secret 6.
I'll bet you and Sportsmaster would get along just fine too. Just stay away from his woman.
Secret Six writ by Gail Simone, scribbled by Dale Eaglesham.
There will come a great darkness, you may call him Bahlactus.
No time for a Pop Culture Fight Club backup feature this week. Tempus Fuckit and all that. But rest assured, now that the Urban Planet-Eater has put out the clarion call, we shall once again witness the mighty and discordant marched onto the field of battle for our amusement.
Please feel free to leave any requests with the gentleman by the door.
New Avatar: The Last Airbender tonight. Watch and learn.
Current Mood: kicky
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